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$ANGRY DEV

The Angriest Meta on All of Base

Pure Anger Fueled Meme Power at Its Best!

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THE RAGE IS REAL πŸ”₯

Meet the angriest dev on Base! Constantly getting rekt, always the exit liquidity, forever getting tricked into pumping his own bags. Scammers blow up his DMs 24/7. He's mad as hell and he's not gonna take it anymore!

🧠 GENIUS TOKENOMICS 🧠

My tokenomics are so ADVANCED that Harvard Business School wants to study them!!! I've created the perfect balance of deflation, reflection, and moon mechanics that will literally BREAK THE CRYPTO SPACE!!!

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REVOLUTIONARY
Mechanics
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200+ IQ
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MOON
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"While other devs copy SHIB, I'm inventing the FUTURE!!!" - Angry Dev, Visionary Genius

ANGRY DEV GALLERY 😑

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Scam DMs Received
100%
Exit Liquidity Rate
24/7
Anger Level
0
Social Skills
0
Times Been Wrong About Crypto

ANGRY DEV QUOTES πŸ’­

Why does every 'ser' want me to pump their bags?! - Angry Dev, probably
I'm not falling for another 'diamond hands' DM! - Angry Dev, definitely
STOP SENDING ME RANDOM TOKENS! - Angry Dev, every day
This is my villain origin story! - Angry Dev, right now
Had to borrow money from mum and dad just to keep up the dev! - Angry Dev, broke AF
My tokenomics will literally BREAK the crypto space! - Angry Dev, revolutionary genius
You absolute SMOOTHBRAINS are selling a generational opportunity! - Angry Dev, spitting facts
I can read charts like Neo reads the Matrix! - Angry Dev, visionary
While you played with toys, I was MASTERING blockchain! - Angry Dev, prodigy
I'm revolutionizing crypto with my 4D chess moves! - Angry Dev, mastermind
You peasants don't realize you're watching history! - Angry Dev, legend
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Galaxy Brain IQ Level
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4D Chess Moves Executed
100%
Technical Analysis Accuracy

TOKENOMICS (BECAUSE WE HAVE TO) πŸ“Š

Supply

1,000,000,000 $ANGRY

Tax

0% (We're angry, not greedy)

LP

Locked Forever

Contract

Renounced (Obviously)

🍟 PAPER HANDS WALL OF SHAME 🍟

These PAPER HANDED BETA CUCKS keep selling my masterpiece token the SECOND it dips 2%!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HOLD!!! This is a GENERATIONAL OPPORTUNITY and you're all tooLOW IQ to understand!!!

πŸ“Š BETA CUCKS DETECTED:
99,999+
And counting...

I'm literally spoon feeding you LAMBOS and you're selling forMcDonald's money!!! πŸŸπŸ’€

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PAPER HANDS
Exit at -2%
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SMOOTH BRAINS
Zero wrinkles detected

ROADMAP TO RAGE & 4D CHESS STRATEGIES πŸ—ΊοΈπŸ§ 

  • βœ…βœ… 30M locked from dev wallet
  • βœ…βœ… Blue tick paid for
  • πŸ”₯Secret Base Trending at 20k
  • πŸ”₯Dex paid & boost 20k
  • πŸ”₯Angry VC at Friday 8PM UTC

🧠 IQ VERIFICATION CHECKPOINT 🧠

You absolute SMOOTHBRAINS don't even realize you're in the presence of a literal GENIUS!!!

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IQ VERIFICATION REQUIRED
Click to analyze your brain wrinkles

"I have an IQ of 200+ and you peasants can't even comprehend my galaxy brain strategies!" - Angry Dev, Certified Genius

CONTRACT ADDRESS πŸ“‹

0x0Cec088E9917ffB6b1868e30ADCeb3a5812ab636

WARNING ⚠️

This token is powered by pure, unfiltered rage. Side effects may include: uncontrollable anger at jeets, addiction to blocking scammers, and an overwhelming desire to diamond hand through every dip. Not suitable for paper hands or anyone named "ser".